I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies do not have object permanence
I’m crying because my friend just started season four , and she texts me and sends me this with , ” how do people not ship dean and cas , there is LITERALLY sparks flying when they meet.”
I’m not sure if this has been used before as an argument but I am proud of her
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
lmao what is it even trying to get at like of course he never tweeted a sonnet, computers didn’t exist?? This is so weird
This sounds really fucking awesome.
Guys make headcanons about me.
IF SOMEONE DOES THIS I WILL BE SO HAPPY
MAKE THIS HAPPEN PLEASE
AMONG SUPERNATURAL CREATURES (ANGELS, ESPECIALLY), HE’S KNOWN AS CASTIEL THE BADASS MOTHERFUCKING REBEL WHOM THEY ALL EITHER FEAR OR RESPECT
BUT AROUND THE WINCHESTERS HE’S JUST CAS THE CUTE LITTLE HUGGABLE AWKWARD CAREBEAR
during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds
"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.